3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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