windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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