Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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