just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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