Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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