Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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