Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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