spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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