Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.