Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(804): View more from Virginia

please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?

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(308): View more from Nebraska

And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts

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(425): View more from Washington

I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go

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