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• (941): View more from Florida

  Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.

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  These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.

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• (760): View more from California

  Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???

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• (707): View more from California

  He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type

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• (510): View more from California

  I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.

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