We won't sleep together?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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