why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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