Porn is love you can see.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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