It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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