why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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