Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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