Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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