the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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