I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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