somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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