btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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