Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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