i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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