Are we in a gay sports bar?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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