He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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