Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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