Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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