sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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