i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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