that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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