is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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