I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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