um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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