Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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