Banned from zoo.
Again?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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