I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
