You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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