Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
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Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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