Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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