My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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