so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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