is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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