His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I could fuck to npr.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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