Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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