On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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