K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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