Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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