Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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