Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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