She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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