Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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