she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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