I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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