they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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