No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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