it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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